Well, this took forever. Mostly, because I kept looking at the image on the top of the blog and getting hungry. But without further ado, welcome to my blog about me, the Goober, Lil' Goob, goobmeister.
If you don't know me, you probably aren't aware that I am very skilled in a lot of things. I have lots of talents like lock-picking, movie directing, and a have a keen nose for differentiating farts and poops. (ITS THE METHANE, PEOPLE. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!) I also love to eat. My nutritionist told me to keep count of how many calories I eat when she realized I was eating for a Kenyan family of eight. Oops.
If by reading this blog doesn't make you aware of how goobawesome I am, I will go to your house, follow you around, make a blog about you, AND SHOW YOU.
-the goobles
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