NANANANANANANANANAA I CANT HEAR YOU SCHOOLWORK ANNANANANANANANANAN

a good use of time:

the only time bert has ever smiled this big

i was his hydralisk date that night.

day'n'd'life

i was walking with the bert and milo today across college walk and this guy would NOT stop taking my photo. they both said that he was probably taking a photo of alma mater or low library but i was sure he kept following me around all day taking photos of me. i wonder what they were for? i hope i look good in them. it is quite flattering that someone would do that. i should have talked to him and asked what it was for. maybe that would have scared him off. i can be pretty intimidating.

i brought two cakes left over from the bakesale to the suite but i ate them both. oops. (1360 cal)

i wore my underarmour heat geat today even though i didnt exercise. but i felt good about myself and i felt in shape wearing it. i did however get some armpit sweat stains from being in my jacket that made it seem like i had been doing some intense workout.

Chatting with Bertybert

Today, because we share such a deep passionate love that would be inappropriate to share outloud while Milo and Gabby were around, Bert and I decided to aim chat from across the table to one another. Here's a bit:

if28064212: albert, i'm having so much trouble with my applications. three still aren't done. wahhhhhhhh

if28064212: i didn't even sleep last night because i was so busy trying to think of a scheme to turn my apps late without them noticing

if28064212: i spent an hour yesterday timestamping some envelopes to make it seem like i sent them yesterday

if28064212: maybe i should have just spent that time working on the apps themselves...

if28064212: want to watch Glee??? it's not even a good show but i like wasting my time...

if28064212: albert! i'm looking right at you why arent you responding?

awoenip: starcraft....

if28064212: i need your help! i am already twelve hours late on them!

if28064212: albert! look at me...

awoenip: no time.... ZURG ROX!

if28064212: ugh. youre making me hate starcraft. and you know how much i liked it when we went on that fantasy date where you made me pretend i was a Hydralisk the entire time at dinner?

if28064212:i didnt even care that were two other couples there who thought i was crazy! ugh..

awoenip: jaedong!

if28064212: listen to me! if you dont stop watching that stupid video im going to quit playing footsy with you

awoenip: huh? what? i'm here! what do you need?

if28064212: help me with this short response. it wants me to create a short plot synopsis for a television pilot.

awoenip: what about that video that you wont show anyone, cant you use that?

awoenip: I have an idea. this is going to really work.

awoenip: you have to pretend to be a zurg tonight though.

if28064212: finee

awoenip: so its set on another planet. and like

awoenip: each alien race is trying to claim the planet form the humans who just landed there

awoenip: okay and like each one has like advantages and disadvangtages

awoenip: like the smarter aliens hve sick ships and the brutish aliens are always regenerating and they are fighting for control of the planet

awoenip: and like it starts when each civilization is pretty primitive but by the end of the show you see the three of them get really advanced and the warfare escalates

awoenip: at the end of the episode just as the protoss are all wiped out and the humans are declaring victory a fucking huge hydralisk jumps onto the ship and rips off the commanders head

awoenip: and theres blood everywhere and hes yeling ZURG! ZURG! JAEDONG! AHHH!!

if28064212: thats retarded, i cant use starcraft for my plot. ugh

awoenip: jaedong!




awoenip: so sick