Just so you know.
Monday, November 30, 2009
I would just like to say...
I will outdrink you any day. Even though I am a 4'10-11 Asian girl I will OUT DRINK YOU. I drank 15 of these 40s last week and WASNT EVEN DRUNK.
Just so you know.
Just so you know.
I finished (sort of)!
So I finally finished my applications to film school in the nick of time!
For one I had to write a short screenplay and I wanted to share a small part of it to everyone. I'm marketing this one as a Action/Sexual Thriller which is a genre I'm really exploring and getting into.
Here goes:
SPACE SHIP OPERA HOUSE
LILY GO, alien opera singer and heroine, is on stage in front of thousands of Galaxoids, Plutonians, and Phalanxyiods.
The exit doors BLAST open with laser beam shots. Markloid monster aliens charge through the aisles shooting indescriminately at the crowds.
An uproar of WAILS and CRIES pierce the air as the helpless audience scrambles in terror.
For one I had to write a short screenplay and I wanted to share a small part of it to everyone. I'm marketing this one as a Action/Sexual Thriller which is a genre I'm really exploring and getting into.
Here goes:
SPACE SHIP OPERA HOUSE
LILY GO, alien opera singer and heroine, is on stage in front of thousands of Galaxoids, Plutonians, and Phalanxyiods.
The exit doors BLAST open with laser beam shots. Markloid monster aliens charge through the aisles shooting indescriminately at the crowds.
An uproar of WAILS and CRIES pierce the air as the helpless audience scrambles in terror.
LILY GO:
(loudly)
STOP!
(deep pause)
I have what you want!
(loudly)
STOP!
(deep pause)
I have what you want!
The Markloids stop shooting and point their beams at LILY GO. The lead Markloid, ANDRASTOFREEZE, steps onto the ledge of the stage. LILY GO winces. He is hideous and oozing.
ANDRASTOFREEZE:
Give us the stones! Or we will kill everyone in the room!
LILY GO has an Oscar-winning sad face. She falls to her knees momentarily before getting up.
Give us the stones! Or we will kill everyone in the room!
LILY GO has an Oscar-winning sad face. She falls to her knees momentarily before getting up.
LILY GO:
(quietly)
There is only one way to get them. And I must die. But first, send your men away from this ship. Only then will I give you what you look for.
FADE TO BLACK
(quietly)
There is only one way to get them. And I must die. But first, send your men away from this ship. Only then will I give you what you look for.
BACKSTAGE
LILY GO and ANDRASTOFREEZE are alone in the near dark. LILY GO is elegant and stoic. ANDRASTOFREEZE is brooding and bulky.
LILY GO and ANDRASTOFREEZE are alone in the near dark. LILY GO is elegant and stoic. ANDRASTOFREEZE is brooding and bulky.
LILY GO:
If you promise to never come back, then I will let you have the stones.
ANDRASTROFREEZE:
Yes, we will make that deal. Let this be the end of the war between the Markloids and the Eastern Galaxy. We will take back what is rightfully ours.
LILY GO:
To get them. You must go inside me. I will die soon after.
If you promise to never come back, then I will let you have the stones.
ANDRASTROFREEZE:
Yes, we will make that deal. Let this be the end of the war between the Markloids and the Eastern Galaxy. We will take back what is rightfully ours.
LILY GO:
To get them. You must go inside me. I will die soon after.
ANDRASTOFREEZE looks confused.
LILY GO:
You must penetrate me....sexually.
You must penetrate me....sexually.
A small struggle is heard. LILY GO wins Best Actress, Screenplay, and Director. A CLANK of the stones. FOOTSTEPS echo away to the distance.
LILY GO is on her back, dead. A light shines on her. And the camera rotates away into blackness.
LILY GO is on her back, dead. A light shines on her. And the camera rotates away into blackness.
FIN.
Don't you see? She sacrifices everything for the people on the ship! Even though there is still injustice, she is at peace with the ultimate goal of saving her people!? I worked on this for two days straight, minus pudding breaks (350 cal each) and running on a treadmill once (16 cal burned total).
Don't Mind Me.
Just coming back from my lock picking lessons. I rock!
On the down side is that Albert, my fiance, has mono so he is always mopey and down. We can't even kiss. But earlier today we played footsy until Gui noticed but didn't say anything.
On the down side is that Albert, my fiance, has mono so he is always mopey and down. We can't even kiss. But earlier today we played footsy until Gui noticed but didn't say anything.
UH OH FOOOOD COMA!
Today started off great! I meant to do some applications for film school this morning which are due tonight but instead I ate a whole bag of cereal (320 cal)! Yay me! Then I played Blokus for two hours while Connie played CafeWorld and we complained about how much work we have. Ugh....grad school sucks! Then I had to travel five whole blocks which made me really tired because I was seriously low on energy but it was okay because I ordered three ice cream shakes (2140 cal total)! Yay!
Then I went back home because Top Chef isn't just going to watch itself! (Duh, I watched the shit out of it) Did I say home?? I meant Albert's suite. I haven't been home in a few weeks. Even though it's only a few blocks away I don't like going there because a strange ogre lives in between my room and the door.
Inspired by Top Chef, I created a new specialty: A tofu, peanut butter, jelly, butter, sprouts, pita, molasses curry! It wasn't as delicious (690 cal) as I had hoped so I added sugar cubes and eggs (290 cal) to round out the flavor palette.
Oops! My essays! I have to write 7 applications by tonight! That's s unfair! I can't believe they give you so little time to write them! UGH............
......does anyone remember Dinglepop? I should probably check that out for a bit just to see if they haven't changed anything. Then I'll get through my essays. One game only, I promise.
Okay, two.
Then I went back home because Top Chef isn't just going to watch itself! (Duh, I watched the shit out of it) Did I say home?? I meant Albert's suite. I haven't been home in a few weeks. Even though it's only a few blocks away I don't like going there because a strange ogre lives in between my room and the door.
Inspired by Top Chef, I created a new specialty: A tofu, peanut butter, jelly, butter, sprouts, pita, molasses curry! It wasn't as delicious (690 cal) as I had hoped so I added sugar cubes and eggs (290 cal) to round out the flavor palette.
Oops! My essays! I have to write 7 applications by tonight! That's s unfair! I can't believe they give you so little time to write them! UGH............
......does anyone remember Dinglepop? I should probably check that out for a bit just to see if they haven't changed anything. Then I'll get through my essays. One game only, I promise.
Okay, two.
First Post Finally!
Well, this took forever. Mostly, because I kept looking at the image on the top of the blog and getting hungry. But without further ado, welcome to my blog about me, the Goober, Lil' Goob, goobmeister.
If you don't know me, you probably aren't aware that I am very skilled in a lot of things. I have lots of talents like lock-picking, movie directing, and a have a keen nose for differentiating farts and poops. (ITS THE METHANE, PEOPLE. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!) I also love to eat. My nutritionist told me to keep count of how many calories I eat when she realized I was eating for a Kenyan family of eight. Oops.
If by reading this blog doesn't make you aware of how goobawesome I am, I will go to your house, follow you around, make a blog about you, AND SHOW YOU.
-the goobles
If you don't know me, you probably aren't aware that I am very skilled in a lot of things. I have lots of talents like lock-picking, movie directing, and a have a keen nose for differentiating farts and poops. (ITS THE METHANE, PEOPLE. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!) I also love to eat. My nutritionist told me to keep count of how many calories I eat when she realized I was eating for a Kenyan family of eight. Oops.
If by reading this blog doesn't make you aware of how goobawesome I am, I will go to your house, follow you around, make a blog about you, AND SHOW YOU.
-the goobles
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