Tuesday, December 1, 2009
day'n'd'life
i was walking with the bert and milo today across college walk and this guy would NOT stop taking my photo. they both said that he was probably taking a photo of alma mater or low library but i was sure he kept following me around all day taking photos of me. i wonder what they were for? i hope i look good in them. it is quite flattering that someone would do that. i should have talked to him and asked what it was for. maybe that would have scared him off. i can be pretty intimidating.
i brought two cakes left over from the bakesale to the suite but i ate them both. oops. (1360 cal)
i wore my underarmour heat geat today even though i didnt exercise. but i felt good about myself and i felt in shape wearing it. i did however get some armpit sweat stains from being in my jacket that made it seem like i had been doing some intense workout.
i brought two cakes left over from the bakesale to the suite but i ate them both. oops. (1360 cal)
i wore my underarmour heat geat today even though i didnt exercise. but i felt good about myself and i felt in shape wearing it. i did however get some armpit sweat stains from being in my jacket that made it seem like i had been doing some intense workout.
Chatting with Bertybert
Today, because we share such a deep passionate love that would be inappropriate to share outloud while Milo and Gabby were around, Bert and I decided to aim chat from across the table to one another. Here's a bit:
if28064212: albert, i'm having so much trouble with my applications. three still aren't done. wahhhhhhhh
if28064212: i didn't even sleep last night because i was so busy trying to think of a scheme to turn my apps late without them noticing
if28064212: i spent an hour yesterday timestamping some envelopes to make it seem like i sent them yesterday
if28064212: maybe i should have just spent that time working on the apps themselves...
if28064212: want to watch Glee??? it's not even a good show but i like wasting my time...
if28064212: albert! i'm looking right at you why arent you responding?
awoenip: starcraft....
if28064212: i need your help! i am already twelve hours late on them!
if28064212: albert! look at me...
awoenip: no time.... ZURG ROX!
if28064212: ugh. youre making me hate starcraft. and you know how much i liked it when we went on that fantasy date where you made me pretend i was a Hydralisk the entire time at dinner?
if28064212:i didnt even care that were two other couples there who thought i was crazy! ugh..
awoenip: jaedong!
if28064212: listen to me! if you dont stop watching that stupid video im going to quit playing footsy with you
awoenip: huh? what? i'm here! what do you need?
if28064212: help me with this short response. it wants me to create a short plot synopsis for a television pilot.
awoenip: what about that video that you wont show anyone, cant you use that?
awoenip: I have an idea. this is going to really work.
awoenip: you have to pretend to be a zurg tonight though.
if28064212: finee
awoenip: so its set on another planet. and like
awoenip: each alien race is trying to claim the planet form the humans who just landed there
awoenip: okay and like each one has like advantages and disadvangtages
awoenip: like the smarter aliens hve sick ships and the brutish aliens are always regenerating and they are fighting for control of the planet
awoenip: and like it starts when each civilization is pretty primitive but by the end of the show you see the three of them get really advanced and the warfare escalates
awoenip: at the end of the episode just as the protoss are all wiped out and the humans are declaring victory a fucking huge hydralisk jumps onto the ship and rips off the commanders head
awoenip: and theres blood everywhere and hes yeling ZURG! ZURG! JAEDONG! AHHH!!
if28064212: thats retarded, i cant use starcraft for my plot. ugh
awoenip: jaedong!
awoenip: so sick
if28064212: albert, i'm having so much trouble with my applications. three still aren't done. wahhhhhhhh
if28064212: i didn't even sleep last night because i was so busy trying to think of a scheme to turn my apps late without them noticing
if28064212: i spent an hour yesterday timestamping some envelopes to make it seem like i sent them yesterday
if28064212: maybe i should have just spent that time working on the apps themselves...
if28064212: want to watch Glee??? it's not even a good show but i like wasting my time...
if28064212: albert! i'm looking right at you why arent you responding?
awoenip: starcraft....
if28064212: i need your help! i am already twelve hours late on them!
if28064212: albert! look at me...
awoenip: no time.... ZURG ROX!
if28064212: ugh. youre making me hate starcraft. and you know how much i liked it when we went on that fantasy date where you made me pretend i was a Hydralisk the entire time at dinner?
if28064212:i didnt even care that were two other couples there who thought i was crazy! ugh..
awoenip: jaedong!
if28064212: listen to me! if you dont stop watching that stupid video im going to quit playing footsy with you
awoenip: huh? what? i'm here! what do you need?
if28064212: help me with this short response. it wants me to create a short plot synopsis for a television pilot.
awoenip: what about that video that you wont show anyone, cant you use that?
awoenip: I have an idea. this is going to really work.
awoenip: you have to pretend to be a zurg tonight though.
if28064212: finee
awoenip: so its set on another planet. and like
awoenip: each alien race is trying to claim the planet form the humans who just landed there
awoenip: okay and like each one has like advantages and disadvangtages
awoenip: like the smarter aliens hve sick ships and the brutish aliens are always regenerating and they are fighting for control of the planet
awoenip: and like it starts when each civilization is pretty primitive but by the end of the show you see the three of them get really advanced and the warfare escalates
awoenip: at the end of the episode just as the protoss are all wiped out and the humans are declaring victory a fucking huge hydralisk jumps onto the ship and rips off the commanders head
awoenip: and theres blood everywhere and hes yeling ZURG! ZURG! JAEDONG! AHHH!!
if28064212: thats retarded, i cant use starcraft for my plot. ugh
awoenip: jaedong!
awoenip: so sick
Monday, November 30, 2009
I would just like to say...
I will outdrink you any day. Even though I am a 4'10-11 Asian girl I will OUT DRINK YOU. I drank 15 of these 40s last week and WASNT EVEN DRUNK.
Just so you know.
Just so you know.
I finished (sort of)!
So I finally finished my applications to film school in the nick of time!
For one I had to write a short screenplay and I wanted to share a small part of it to everyone. I'm marketing this one as a Action/Sexual Thriller which is a genre I'm really exploring and getting into.
Here goes:
SPACE SHIP OPERA HOUSE
LILY GO, alien opera singer and heroine, is on stage in front of thousands of Galaxoids, Plutonians, and Phalanxyiods.
The exit doors BLAST open with laser beam shots. Markloid monster aliens charge through the aisles shooting indescriminately at the crowds.
An uproar of WAILS and CRIES pierce the air as the helpless audience scrambles in terror.
For one I had to write a short screenplay and I wanted to share a small part of it to everyone. I'm marketing this one as a Action/Sexual Thriller which is a genre I'm really exploring and getting into.
Here goes:
SPACE SHIP OPERA HOUSE
LILY GO, alien opera singer and heroine, is on stage in front of thousands of Galaxoids, Plutonians, and Phalanxyiods.
The exit doors BLAST open with laser beam shots. Markloid monster aliens charge through the aisles shooting indescriminately at the crowds.
An uproar of WAILS and CRIES pierce the air as the helpless audience scrambles in terror.
LILY GO:
(loudly)
STOP!
(deep pause)
I have what you want!
(loudly)
STOP!
(deep pause)
I have what you want!
The Markloids stop shooting and point their beams at LILY GO. The lead Markloid, ANDRASTOFREEZE, steps onto the ledge of the stage. LILY GO winces. He is hideous and oozing.
ANDRASTOFREEZE:
Give us the stones! Or we will kill everyone in the room!
LILY GO has an Oscar-winning sad face. She falls to her knees momentarily before getting up.
Give us the stones! Or we will kill everyone in the room!
LILY GO has an Oscar-winning sad face. She falls to her knees momentarily before getting up.
LILY GO:
(quietly)
There is only one way to get them. And I must die. But first, send your men away from this ship. Only then will I give you what you look for.
FADE TO BLACK
(quietly)
There is only one way to get them. And I must die. But first, send your men away from this ship. Only then will I give you what you look for.
BACKSTAGE
LILY GO and ANDRASTOFREEZE are alone in the near dark. LILY GO is elegant and stoic. ANDRASTOFREEZE is brooding and bulky.
LILY GO and ANDRASTOFREEZE are alone in the near dark. LILY GO is elegant and stoic. ANDRASTOFREEZE is brooding and bulky.
LILY GO:
If you promise to never come back, then I will let you have the stones.
ANDRASTROFREEZE:
Yes, we will make that deal. Let this be the end of the war between the Markloids and the Eastern Galaxy. We will take back what is rightfully ours.
LILY GO:
To get them. You must go inside me. I will die soon after.
If you promise to never come back, then I will let you have the stones.
ANDRASTROFREEZE:
Yes, we will make that deal. Let this be the end of the war between the Markloids and the Eastern Galaxy. We will take back what is rightfully ours.
LILY GO:
To get them. You must go inside me. I will die soon after.
ANDRASTOFREEZE looks confused.
LILY GO:
You must penetrate me....sexually.
You must penetrate me....sexually.
A small struggle is heard. LILY GO wins Best Actress, Screenplay, and Director. A CLANK of the stones. FOOTSTEPS echo away to the distance.
LILY GO is on her back, dead. A light shines on her. And the camera rotates away into blackness.
LILY GO is on her back, dead. A light shines on her. And the camera rotates away into blackness.
FIN.
Don't you see? She sacrifices everything for the people on the ship! Even though there is still injustice, she is at peace with the ultimate goal of saving her people!? I worked on this for two days straight, minus pudding breaks (350 cal each) and running on a treadmill once (16 cal burned total).
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